smarty pig
pigs are smart. we’ve all heard it, right? pigs are as smart as a three year old. pigs are as smart as a dog. well, these comparisons, at least to me, mean very little. I mean, I’ve met three year olds dumber than a box of wet hammers, and my dog belongs in mensa.
that being said, pigs are smart, and they prove it to me all the time. as a grown-ass human adult, I consider myself to be on the smarter side of a three year old, but on multiple occasions, these pigs have proven to outwit me—sometimes purely for good humor. when they don't wanna do something, they won't, and when they do, you can't stop 'em.